Sunday, January 6, 2019

The Failure of Mortal Engines Isn’t a Surprise

It seems that the movie industry was sort of surprised by the failure of Mortal Engines. The film was directed by Christian Rivers. The screenplay was by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens and Peter Jackson, based on the novel by Philip Reeve. Mortal Engines had all of those things that movie studios love. The movie was a big action and special effects extravaganza. It was gonna be a franchise. There are cities on wheels cannibalizing other cities. And Peter Jackson was involved. And Fran Walsh. And Philippa Boyens.

Come on, people, it had hit written all over it!

Or, did it?

If you’re a fan of Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh or Phillipa Boyens you should stop reading now. I have a theory that you probably won’t like. If you stop reading, you’ll be saved from a great deal of indignation and outrage and it will also take away the temptation to send me sternly worded comments about how you are indignant and outraged.

For everyone else, here’s my theory. The failure of Mortal Engines shouldn’t be surprising because Fran Walsh hasn’t written an original screenplay since The Frighteners. Which was released in 1996. That’s twenty-three years ago for those that don’t want to do the math. Phillipa Boyens has never written an original screenplay. Between the two of them they have produced an endless succession of adapted screenplays. That is, the story existed first as a novel (or in the case of King Kong, as another film), which Walsh and Boyens adapted for the screen.

With each adaptation Walsh and Boyens have moved further away from the dilemma that their characters face, or a compelling narrative, and concentrated more on special effects spectaculars that show off the skills of WETA. The lack of original screenplay writing means that they’re always taking someone else’s ideas and characters and then mushing them around until the idea and characters match Walsh and Boyens version of what a movie should look like.

From 2001 to 2003, Jackson, Walsh and Boyens struck gold with The Lord of the Rings trilogy, winning an Academy Award for their adaptation of Return of the King. Personally, I’d argue that a writer would have to work very hard at making the Lord of the Rings suck. In other words, good material is nearly always going to shine through, even in the hands of writers ‘adapting’ the work for the screen.

However since then, their adaptations of novels (and King Kong) have been subject to the laws of diminishing returns. Their films tended to be overly long and increasingly devoid of compelling narrative and character arcs. The characters lacked nuance or an emotional core. Each film since The Lord of the Rings trilogy seemed to be a tiny bit worse. For example, riding on the success of The Lord of the Rings, King Kong did very well at the box office and with critics. But once more it was an adaptation of a previous work, essentially following the same plot line, only with a lot more padding and better effects. I still remember walking out of King Kong without having felt much of anything for the characters, except for the sequence on the ice covered pond between Ann Darrow and Kong. That was a truly beautiful scene that lasted a few short minutes before we’re back to the running and screaming and explosions, and the climbing.

From there the cracks began to show with The Lovely Bones. A movie that veered between a strange sentimentality in a day glow version of the after life and a crime thriller. The book attracted some criticism for exactly the same thing but you would hope that experienced writers like Walsh and Boyens could have dug into the core themes of the book and extracted a work that focused on how a family somehow carries on from such a tragedy in a more emotional and compelling way. The Hobbit seemed to suffer from the same fate. Lots of effects and a padded narrative that tries very hard to forget that The Hobbit was always a children’s book, and consequently suffered as a result.

Then along came Mortal Engines. A movie that’s a bloated special effects fantasy with a dull and confusing narrative, and even duller character arcs. The failure of Mortal Engines shouldn’t have been a surprise. It’s always been coming. It’s just taken a while for everyone to realize that somewhere in the past two decades Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens have developed a writing formula that involves taking the original work, shoveling in a ton of action and special effects, and as an after thought, reducing the characters to the standard tropes found in all terrible movies.



Sunday, December 30, 2018

Writing When you Have a Full Time Job



I might have posted this before. Maybe. Who knows. It’s the holidays. Either way, here’s some good advice that might align with your New Year’s Resolution to write a novel that makes you rich and famous...



Sunday, December 16, 2018

Sunday, December 9, 2018

How bad could 50 hippos be?

I’m an infamous drug lord. I have so much money, I don’t know how to spend it all. Hmmmm. Think I’ll import me some hippos. What could possibly go wrong?



Sunday, December 2, 2018

Because your house can never be too much...

Today refuses to be a writing day. However, it IS a day to post a YouTube video from 2014 about the perils of selling your home, if said home happens to be ‘unique’. And designed by a pimp. 

You’re welcome Interwebs.



Sunday, November 25, 2018

Disappointing Things in Life

 1. Buying Stollen (otherwise known as delicious, delicious German Christmas bread) and forgetting that the marzipan in the middle is optional. No marzipan could be found in my Stollen. Sad.

2. Running Seti@home over the years and only seeing endless packets of zip. Just background noise in an expanse of apparently empty universe devoid of other intelligent life. If you want to truly have an existential crisis, contemplate the vast expanse of a million galaxies and and then contemplate that humanity is it. Us. Evolved primates that still operate in the same basic way–we’re either hitting someone over the head with a stick, or trying to take all the bananas for ourselves. Thanks Seti@home.



Sunday, November 18, 2018

Mea Cupla. And Sound Design

This isn’t really a posting about much except for a mea culpa. I made an assumption that if I updated my posts in WordPress then it would be updated on Facebook. Nope. It looks like FB caches the first post and doesn’t touch it again (and WordPress doesn’t push an update). Apologies to anyone who reads a blog synopsis on FB and thinks I don’t check my grammar and spelling. (Or more to the point, I find something three hours later and don’t bother updating it.) Also, I briefly experimented with the new WP editor on some of my articles. The article on Coco now has a permanently screwed up lack of paragraphs despite the presence of paragraph breaks in the editor. So, there’s that.

As I’m inherently lazy, I might get around to correcting my posts on FB by directly copying them to FB. Just like ‘one day’ I might go on a diet. Although, rest assured, I am slightly more motivated when it comes to completing my new novel. Note the word ‘slightly’.

Continuing with the theme of laziness, here’s are two videos instead of a blog post with lots of wordy words. The first one explores the sound design in the Harry Potter films and the next one is a short documentary about Ben Burtt. I’ve been interested in sound design ever since Ben Burtt’s design in Star Wars blew my mind. It’s an amazing art form. But I think perhaps Ben Burtt was one of the last of the old school to approach his sound design from a practical perspective. I get the feeling that these days it’s a little easier to call up something from a sound library or generate it electronically, rather than having to traipse around in the middle of nowhere armed with a microphone and a recorder. To me, this makes sound design a little less exciting. I’m unlikely to ever sit through a film again and think, “Holy cow–what the heck did I just hear?”